ADVANCED CHALLENGE - THE TURKEY TAKES A STAND!

 ADVANCED — The Turkey Takes the Stand! 

Prompt: Your Life Is on the Line. Literally. 

You are the turkey. Thanksgiving is approaching, and you've just discovered that YOU are the main course. 

Fortunately, you've been granted one final opportunity to plead your case. 

*Your challenge: Present a convincing, hilarious argument for why you deserve to live. 

You may appeal to the family's emotions, expose embarrassing secrets, question the legality of Thanksgiving dinner, or attempt to negotiate your release. 

But remember, you're an Advanced writer. We're looking for a strong voice, clever reasoning, excellent comedic timing, and a persuasive argument.

The jury is hungry. Your defense had better be good.